Several months ago, fairly shortly after we moved here, we saw snails crawling over the outside of the bedroom window. One of the snails left a long trail of poop behind it, which I, without thinking, pointed out to Sylvia. Ever since, all snails have been "poopy snails."
Yesterday morning Derrick discovered a mass of "poopy snails" happily suctioned to the underside of a discarded capri-sun package. This prompted him to yell, "Ooh gross! Come look at this!"
Somehow I don't think it occurred to him that Sylvia would be the first to respond.
Somehow I also don't think he expected our darling, precious, princess of a daughter to play with the "poopy snails."
Somehow I think Derrick has a lot to learn about little girls. Especially ones related to me.
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well, did she eat the snails? My brother did. He picked one up off the ground and popped it in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteSylvia must keep you on your toes and laughing a lot. At least it won't hurt her to eat cat food.
LOL! That's gross (and hilarious)!
ReplyDeleteShe does keep us entertained :)